HollowFlex
Satire for the spiritually sponsored and algorithmically broken.
Flex of the Week: I Cried, Then I Bought a $300 Candle
This week’s flex features @rooted.rachael, who bravely cut ties with all her friends after discovering boundaries, astrology, and $95 cacao ceremonies.
She Manifested a Mansion (and an NDA)
@crystalcalmdani turned trauma into property with her new manifestation mansion, a PDF coaching funnel, and three mysterious legal documents.
Healed So Hard She Lost Her Whole Friend Group
This week’s flex features @rooted.rachael, who bravely cut ties with all her friends after discovering boundaries, astrology, and $95 cacao ceremonies.