Posted by: @soulshiftersophie
Platform: Instagram (and her “intimate” Telegram channel with 3,800 members)
You know the vibe:
Sophie just got back from her seventh silent retreat this quarter (the kind where you still post daily in Stories) and has announced the launch of her new “Soul Work Mastermind,” which includes:
Weekly group Zooms with open-mouth breathing and vague affirmations
Daily journaling prompts written entirely in Papyrus font
A downloadable “Wound Mapping Template” that’s literally just a circle
The whole thing costs $888 and comes with a “pre-recorded activation ceremony” where she lights a candle and cries while a singing bowl drones in the background.
And the cherry on this chakra sundae?
Sophie’s pinned Reel is a close-up of her applying glitter tears while whispering “Your pain is my purpose” — with a Coldplay remix underneath.