This week’s flex wafts in from an open-air yurt in Topanga Canyon, where @sacredchestnut holds biweekly “transcendental exhale” sessions that are equal parts guided breathwork and mid-2000s phone sex.
For just $222 per session, participants are invited to breathe into their wounds while she moans affirmations through a headset mic and gently touches her solar plexus on camera. She’s recently partnered with a vegan crystal water company and launched a line of glow-in-the-dark jade eggs “blessed by ancient algorithms.”
When asked if her work is therapeutic, she replies:
“Babes, I don’t heal people — I just hold space and whisper things until they cry.”
Flex achieved.