Sep 5, 2025 | Flex of the Week, Monetized Intimacy, Sponsored by Regret
This week’s flex wafts in from an open-air yurt in Topanga Canyon, where @sacredchestnut holds biweekly “transcendental exhale” sessions that are equal parts guided breathwork and mid-2000s phone sex. For just $222 per session, participants are invited to...
Aug 29, 2025 | Flex of the Week, Sponsored by Regret
There was a time when corporate burnout looked like skipped lunches and Slack meltdowns. But this week’s flexor transcended all that by becoming the vibration. Meet @shantisignalz, a former HR manager who said goodbye to PTO, stability, and 401(k) matching to pursue...
Aug 22, 2025 | Flex of the Week, Monetized Intimacy, Sponsored by Regret
Posted by: @soulshiftersophie Platform: Instagram (and her “intimate” Telegram channel with 3,800 members) You know the vibe: Sophie just got back from her seventh silent retreat this quarter (the kind where you still post daily in Stories) and has...
Aug 15, 2025 | Flex of the Week, Jesus Is My Influencer, Monetized Intimacy
This week’s flex is the holy grail of contradictions—and we mean that in the most lucrative sense possible. Meet @SanctifiedSinnerXO, a camgirl who masterfully straddles the line between Just Obey It and Jesus. Her OnlyFans is a shrine of guided spiritual release (for...
Aug 8, 2025 | Enlightenment Fatigue, Flex of the Week, Sponsored by Regret
After a weekend in Tulum that involved zero shoes, three soul connections, and one violent purge into a woven basket, @thelightwithinlauren returned home a new woman — and promptly blocked six of her oldest friends. “Not everyone is meant to rise with you,” she posted...
Aug 1, 2025 | Flex of the Week, Sponsored by Regret
This week’s flex is brought to you by @alchemysavannah, who described her Monday as “energetically violent” after a troll had the audacity to ask if she had a license for her trauma coaching business. But she didn’t spiral. Instead, she posted a story from an infrared...