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- Reporting a brand that hashtagged through a crisis
- Pitching a parody collab (we only partner with imaginary companies)
- Sending us vague spiritual energy in the form of lowercase messages
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- Backlink services
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- Personal injury ads disguised as collabs
- Pitch decks for NFT-funded trauma podcasts
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