Sep 5, 2025 | Flex of the Week, Monetized Intimacy, Sponsored by Regret
This week’s flex wafts in from an open-air yurt in Topanga Canyon, where @sacredchestnut holds biweekly “transcendental exhale” sessions that are equal parts guided breathwork and mid-2000s phone sex. For just $222 per session, participants are invited to...
Aug 29, 2025 | Flex of the Week, Sponsored by Regret
There was a time when corporate burnout looked like skipped lunches and Slack meltdowns. But this week’s flexor transcended all that by becoming the vibration. Meet @shantisignalz, a former HR manager who said goodbye to PTO, stability, and 401(k) matching to pursue...
Aug 22, 2025 | Flex of the Week, Monetized Intimacy, Sponsored by Regret
Posted by: @soulshiftersophie Platform: Instagram (and her “intimate” Telegram channel with 3,800 members) You know the vibe: Sophie just got back from her seventh silent retreat this quarter (the kind where you still post daily in Stories) and has...
Aug 15, 2025 | Flex of the Week, Jesus Is My Influencer, Monetized Intimacy
This week’s flex is the holy grail of contradictions—and we mean that in the most lucrative sense possible. Meet @SanctifiedSinnerXO, a camgirl who masterfully straddles the line between Just Obey It and Jesus. Her OnlyFans is a shrine of guided spiritual release (for...
Aug 8, 2025 | Enlightenment Fatigue, Flex of the Week, Sponsored by Regret
After a weekend in Tulum that involved zero shoes, three soul connections, and one violent purge into a woven basket, @thelightwithinlauren returned home a new woman — and promptly blocked six of her oldest friends. “Not everyone is meant to rise with you,” she posted...
Aug 1, 2025 | Flex of the Week, Sponsored by Regret
This week’s flex is brought to you by @alchemysavannah, who described her Monday as “energetically violent” after a troll had the audacity to ask if she had a license for her trauma coaching business. But she didn’t spiral. Instead, she posted a story from an infrared...
Jul 29, 2025 | Sponsored by Regret
There comes a time in every influencer’s career when things go sideways — a problematic tweet resurfaces, a brand partnership backfires, or someone finally calls out the $399 “Self Worth Bootcamp” for what it is: a PDF and a prayer. This is the cleanup zone. Where...
Jul 29, 2025 | Influencer Emergencies
Sometimes, bad things happen to good influencers. Like low views. Or an Airbnb that wasn’t the vibe. But when the ring light is already on and the tears are photogenic, there’s no sense in wasting a good breakdown. Welcome to the influencer emergency. Where trauma is...
Jul 29, 2025 | Hollow Health
If you’ve ever been told your body is “toxic” by someone selling a mushroom powder, you’ve met the Hollow Health influencer. She’s not a doctor, but she does have an ebook called “Gut Reset for Radiant Abundance.” Her vibe: oversized water bottle, perfect skin, deeply...
Jul 29, 2025 | Brands Behaving Badly
When a brand “takes a stand,” it’s rarely on purpose — and almost never without a slide deck. Welcome to the world of performative corporate wokeness, where vague statements are crafted by PR interns and released just late enough to avoid any actual consequences....