Welcome to the influencer emergency. Where trauma is content, healing is monetized, and apology posts come with a 3-slide Canva carousel in muted earth tones.
“I’m not okay right now. But I’m sharing this because I KNOW someone out there needs to hear it 💔 #RealTalk #HealingInProgress”
Is she hurting? Probably. Is it strategic? Also yes.
The performance of pain is a cornerstone of content — especially when it boosts engagement 36% over static posts.
Top Influencer Emergency Scenarios:
- Crying in the car — seatbelt fastened, hazards on, eyeliner running
- IG Story rant with the caption “I wasn’t going to say anything but…”
- Notes app apology posted to the grid with deactivated comments
- “Taking a break from social” (while still posting twice a day)
- Blaming Mercury retrograde for that sponsored tweet about crypto leggings
So if you’re ever unsure whether someone is in crisis or just farming engagement, ask yourself one thing:
Was this filmed in portrait mode?