There was a time when corporate burnout looked like skipped lunches and Slack meltdowns. But this week’s flexor transcended all that by becoming the vibration.
Meet @shantisignalz, a former HR manager who said goodbye to PTO, stability, and 401(k) matching to pursue her true calling: humming near crystals and teaching others how to “resonate higher.”
She now hosts biweekly Attunement Circles where clients gather to sit silently on ethically sourced rugs while she makes prolonged vowel sounds over a Bluetooth speaker. One session recently ended in what she described as a “collective throat chakra climax.” Bold.
Her passive income now comes from two sources: a 6-part voice note course called “Becoming Resonance” and a line of frequency-charged hydration flasks that “restructure your water using intuitive whispering.”
She’s booked out for the next three months and no longer answers to anyone—except Source, of course.
Now that’s a flex.