Welcome to HollowFlex — a safe space for anyone who’s ever gagged at a #blessed caption or watched someone cry on Instagram with a ring light.
We’re not here to cancel anyone (except maybe ourselves). We’re just here to observe the beautiful absurdity of modern influencer culture — where self-worth is measured in swipe-ups, and enlightenment comes with a referral link.
This blog exists because we, too, have scrolled too far. We’ve seen things. We’ve heard the podcast intros. We’ve read the “I don’t normally share things like this…” posts that absolutely always share things like this.
And we thought:
You know what the world needs? Another voice in the void. But make it funny. And slightly unhinged.
What to Expect:
- Satire so sharp you could exfoliate with it
- Fake ads that feel a little too real
- Weekly roasts of spiritual grifters, clout goblins, and curated chaos
- No comments section, because bots have feelings too
So whether you’re a recovering lifestyle blogger, an anonymous troll in soft launch, or just someone tired of watching people journal for the algorithm — you’re home now.
Just don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe.
(We’re kidding. But also… seriously.)